“It’s a ‘bake sale’, Judy, not a ‘baked-goods-you-bought-at-the-store sale.’”
“Oh, Diane! What an… interesting track suit! Such an… exciting color!”
“Karen, if I put you down for snacks at the PTA meeting next Tuesday, will you remember to bring them this time?”
“Oh, Carol, I heard Jackson made the honor roll! You know, Kevin’s been on it three years in a row, now? But this will only be your first bumper sticker, right?”
“See you on the soccer field sidelines, Helen.”
“Oh, Jan, you want to run the carpool? But don’t you have a station wagon? Maybe I should do it, I have a minivan.”
“I don’t want to have to call the HOA on you, Laurie.”
“Oh, you would’ve known what we’re talking about if you had gone to the book club meeting yesterday, Marie”
“You garden was great last year, Betty. It’s too bad you aren’t competing again this year, I’m sure the judges would’ve just…loved your creativity!”
“Oh Laura, that haircut looks just as… good as the last time you got it.”
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